NoPikouze, a drug free team

[NoPikouze]

Welcome

An international team deserves an international press center !


Resume on August 16th 2010

First pro race : 14.07.2009
Racing days: 276
2nd Division

Tour wins: 1
Oman Tour 2010 - Seong Hangeul

2nd Places: 3
3rd Places: 5

Classic wins: 1
Deinze-Wevelgem 2010 - Roko Keko

Stage wins: 14
ET3 TDF10 : Bruxelles-Spa - Allan Taylor

Green jerseys: 1
Red jerseys: 1
Tour de France 2010 - Allan Taylor

White jerseys: 0
Team wins: 0

Current squad : 12 riders
(hill/flat/downhill/timetrial/sprint/cobblestones/reg - age - specialisation)

Leaders

Aija Inese 49-60-62-49-92-56-36 (31years) Sprinter

Jawad Azizi 60-60-56-51-83-56-44 (23years) Hillsprinter

Andrei Potemkine 51-81-54-55-66-72-47 (23years) Pavérider


Team

Bernardo Provenzano 61-82-78-53-50-74-50 (30) Allround rider

Kim JooSung 56-84-70-46-55-75-40 (29) Flat rider

Anatoly Gouchenko 49-82-80-53-48-71-42 (25) Flat / Downhill

Masoud Zandi 61-82-63-56-48-74-53 (23) Allround rider

Boris Bondarenko 55-75-61-48-49-69-47 (23) Helper

Rahman Rezaei 50-75-68-50-53-74-60 (22) Helper

Vlad Yezersky 62-77-53-50-50-74-39 (22) Helper

Nasser Nosrati 48-74-76-50-54-68-45 (20) Helper

Wilco Kelderman 54-74-72-51-56-70-42 (20) Helper



Former riders

Roko Keko 69-84-66-50-56-73-52 Puncher 4033 pts - 34 years

Seong Hangeul 70-69-50-83-53-64-49 Stageraces / Timetrial 4231 pts- 33 years

Allan Taylor 69-80-74-51-63-72-59 - Classic rider 3314 pts - 30 years

Hans Lasinger 67-69-66-67-71-67-39 - Hillsprinter 2919 pts- 28 years

XXX Filou Geste 68-49-54-48-75-48-36 Hillsprinter 1091 pts - 32 years



Objectives

Waiting for trainings, winning some money and scouting good young riders...



News

Not much news these days... Falling from D1 to D3 probably.


Team's page.

[NoPikouze]

Youngsters Training
(16/08)

Anatoly Gouchenko
21 years.............. 1 hill - 1 flat
22 years.............. 2 hill - 4 flat
23 years.............. 2 flat ........ A lazy month
24 years.............. 2 flat - 2 downhill..... Good boy !!
25 years.............. 1 flat


Jawad Azizi
21 years.............. 4 hill - 4 sprint
22 years.............. 4 hill - 2 sprint - 1 flat
23 years.............. 2 hill ............ I want 2 sprint please

Boris Bondarenko
21 years.............. 4 hill - 4 flat
22 years.............. 3 hill - 2 flat
23 years.............. 1 hill - 2 flat

Andrei Potemkine
21 years.............. 4 flat - 4 sprint
22 years.............. 2 flat ........... Pathetic!!
23 years.............. 1 flat ........... Another miss, come on man

Masoud Zandi
21 years.............. 4 hill - 4 flat
22 years.............. 3 hill - 2 flat
23 years.............. 2 flat ....... All on flat, don't miss it please


Vlad Yezersky
21 years.............. 4 hill - 3 flat
22 years.............. 2 hill - 1 flat

Rahman Rezaei
21 years.............. 3 hill - 3 flat - 1 sprint
22 years.............. 1 hill - 2 flat


Nasser Nosrati
21 years..............

Wilco Kelderman
21 years..............

[Lizard]

84 TT a high goal. Then you probably won´t reach the 72 mountain...

[NoPikouze]

Oh not cool

Then i'll have to choose... But i want him to be better than Seong !
Don't forget that dutch training is very good

[NoPikouze]

Press Announcement


Pape Diouff to retire
After several disappointing results, veteran rider Pape Diouf (34) has decided to end his career today.
He used to be a 59-81-69 helper, the team is very grateful for all the hard work he did. But now we have to move on and to hire some young valley helper. Our scouts did tell us about a cool and talented italian guy, named Bernardo Provenzano. We wish him a warm welcome and we count on his work and fighting spirit whenever our leaders need it.
http://radsportfreaks.com/radsport/fahr ... ils=234659 1.3 M


Peter Keko's sudden departure
The less famous of the Keko brother's became suddenly upset and yelled at the manager : "You are an idiot, you're not even able to manage the team well enough so my brother ends in the top 30 on a hilly race ! That's bloody incredible."
These words were his last with the NoPikouze jersey, as the direction fired him immediatly.
As a replacement, the manager hired the american Oliver Queen. Nice rider who will increase the teams strength in little hills. We hope this satisfies Peter's desires.
http://radsportfreaks.com/radsport/fahr ... ils=230619 1.2 M


The financial director of NiPikouze seems to have some concerns about these transfers though. People report that he was mumbling something like "Grmbl, 415k salary for our team is just too much, we are not sponsored by a swiss bank... "

[Robyklebt]

Peter Keko's sudden departure
The less famous of the Keko brother's
.......
NiPikouze

LESS famous? There is a more famous Keko brother????

NiPikouze Ribyklebt likes that!

Rokokoko, Rokokoko, rikikiki, kakakiki, kokokoko, rokokeke, kekekaka, kakakaka

[NoPikouze]

I'm glad you noticed

[NoPikouze]

Lars Huizinga
21 years.............. 4 berg - 2 timetrial

Actual skill........... 58-74-72-76-57
Target................ 70-74-72-82-57
He skipped 1 TT with 90%, don't do that twice bro...

He skipped another TT with 87%, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG BOY ?!
This is seriously disappointing... What am I going to do now ?

[Lizard]

ROKOKOKOKOKOKOKO!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats, nice victory!

[NoPikouze]

Thanks, a great victory indeed, but also a very lucky one
Roko didn't sacrifice that lamb for nothing this morning...


28.03.2010,21 Uhr : Deinze - Wevelgem: Mittelschwere Etappe
1. 00:00:00 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)
2. 00:00:00 Rob Sandler (Team EPO)
3. 00:00:00 Heinrich Heuser (Equipe Mathematique)
4. 00:00:00 Hemza Mihoubi (Deuseburger )
5. 00:00:00 Raphael Fankhauser (RSV Gundeldinge)

[olmania]

Congratulations !

Super victory, good wheel, good sprint !

[Aixteam]

Excellent ! Nice job Rokooooooooooooo Kekoooooooooooooooooooo

[NoPikouze]

Tro Bro Léon

Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Jan Vermaart (Wizards Cycling)
02. 00:00:00 Martial Gayant (Celtic Club)
03. 00:00:00 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)
04. 00:00:00 Lucas Fairbrother (Team LunaLounge)
05. 00:00:00 Jérome Simon (Celtic Club)
06. 00:00:00 Fabrice Philipot (Celtic Club)
07. 00:00:12 Emanuele Terranova (Us Lecce)
08. 00:00:12 Charles Buccaneer (Team LunaLounge)
09. 00:00:12 Diego DelRios (Los Galacticos)
10. 00:00:12 Esteban Correa (Rhino Cycling)

Roko managed to stay with the best riders, good job !

Finances : + 51.600 $



GP Llodio

Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Vasile Stinga (Team Erkrath RS)
02. 00:00:11 Damian Hewitt (Saxo Banc)
03. 00:00:11 Cyriel Baiwir (Gaurain Rx)
04. 00:00:12 Frank Mayer (ProTour-Team)
05. 00:00:12 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)
06. 00:00:16 Hector Lopes (Team Erkrath RS)
07. 00:00:16 Charles Magne (EQUIPE LEGENDE)
08. 00:00:16 Mattia Gavazzi (Saxo Banc)
09. 00:00:16 Manuel Flick (ProTour-Team)
10. 00:00:16 Santiago Higuain (STARFORCE)

Lars did well in the escape the whole day, and a good performance by Roko in the end.

Finances : + 51.100 $


Just posting to tell that the first page has been updated

[NoPikouze]

Sale

Simon Hafke 52-68-69-47-48-61-38 (30 years)


Purchase

Anatoly Gouchenko 46-72-78-53-48-64-42 (21 years)

Young flat rider, good downhill, low wage, he will become a great teammate for sure

But I have just spend half of my fortune to replace a helper, not sure if this was a great decision, time will tell...

[NoPikouze]

Sales

Lars Huizinga 60-72-74-78-57 (22 years)
Sadly, he did not train good enough to be my new leader, only 10/16

Lee Sangho 59-79-54-49-57 (25 years)


Purchases

Allan Taylor 69-80-74-51-64 (27 years)
Good last helper although a bit expensive because of his reg

Hans Lasinger 67-69-67-69-71 (26 years)


First results with this new lineup:

Giro di Toscana

Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Dino Mavric (Berlin Marks AG)
02. 00:00:00 Jacob Fuglsang (RC XY-Ungeloest)
03. 00:00:00 Pierre Dulacre (Gerolsteiner)
04. 00:00:00 Angelo Pagani (Team Bearclaw)
05. 00:00:00 Gabriel Makabäus (Killers)
06. 00:00:00 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)
07. 00:00:00 Jesse Alba (Skullz)
08. 00:00:00 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
09. 00:00:00 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)
10. 00:00:00 James Greaves (Skullz)


Finances : + 45.000 $


Zhejiang Cycling Cup

Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Francisco Madero (Alkworld)
02. 00:00:00 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)
03. 00:00:00 David Silva (Cerro Torre RT)
04. 00:00:00 Julien Kazura (Hansa-Team)
05. 00:00:00 Sebastian Gerard (Gerolsteiner)
06. 00:00:00 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
07. 00:00:00 Simon Bolivar (Alkworld)
08. 00:00:00 Carlos Mosquerez (Dynamo Leinad)
09. 00:00:00 Jacob Fuglsang (RC XY-Ungeloest)
10. 00:00:00 Peter Gächter (Zauberlehrlinge)


Finances : + 81.000 $


Not bad results on 2 races for which my team was nearly perfect. Just a little lack in sprinting skills, but ok. And the high wages could be a concern on other races...

[NoPikouze]

Les "4" Jours de dunkerque

Objectives
- Win a stage
- Top 5 GC

Stage 1


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Nate Imbruglia (Skullz)
02. 00:00:00 Robert Huntter (ChartreuseCycle)
03. 00:00:00 Pavel Krystewek (ScuderiaTorro)
04. 00:00:00 Scott Johansson (Skullz)
05. 00:00:00 Jesus Chacarero (AnticapitalistA)
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13. 00:00:00 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
14. 00:00:00 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)

A bad sprint by myself but a good day, Silvio Bolognese was able to escape and get a couple of seconds, he stands at the 3rd place of GC for now


Stage 2


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Adam Yauch (tmavaux)
02. 00:00:00 Pavel Krystewek (ScuderiaTorro)
03. 00:00:00 Aleksandar Kolev (FA Velodromes)
04. 00:00:00 Patrick Fölser (Team Habaras)
05. 00:00:00 Jesus Chacarero (AnticapitalistA)
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13. 00:00:00 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)
17. 00:00:00 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)

Not a great sprint neither...

Stage 3


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Scott Johansson (Skullz)
02. 00:00:00 Gregor Bauer (Team Habaras)
03. 00:00:00 Arnold Schlommert (Claw - CVIII)
04. 00:00:00 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)
05. 00:00:00 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)

Interesting stage but not very selective (mountain+cobblestone gives bad climber the possibility to stay in front with high pavéskill...)

Stage 4


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 James Greaves (Skullz)
02. 00:00:02 Alvaro Suarez (HeidfeldFanclub)
03. 00:00:09 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
04. 00:00:09 Rik VanSteenberg (Claw - CVIII)
05. 00:00:12 Esteban Campos (AnticapitalistA)
06. 00:00:17 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)

The only GC stage of the tour... Tried to attack with Roko at 6 kms but a 85 came in tempo in the last 5 seconds... And then Roko was too tired to follow Greaves! Anyway, not too bad result.

Stage 5


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Fernanda Alonso (HeidfeldFanclub)
02. 00:00:00 Torben Lundgaard (Claw - CVIII)
03. 00:00:00 Memphis Monroe (HeidfeldFanclub)
04. 00:00:00 Silvio Bolognese (NoPikouze)
05. 00:03:42 Aleksandar Kolev (FA Velodromes)
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11. 00:03:42 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
12. 00:03:42 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)

Not a lot of sprinters online. Some time given by Skullz. We made it to the finish line but Silvio is just not strong enough.

[NoPikouze]

General Classification :

01. 00:00:00 James Greaves (Skullz)
02. 00:00:07 Alvaro Suarez (HeidfeldFanclub)
03. 00:00:16 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
04. 00:00:19 Rik VanSteenberg (Claw - CVIII)
05. 00:00:22 Esteban Campos (AnticapitalistA)
06. 00:00:27 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)

Nice little tour with Heidfeld, Claw and Skullz, but 4 sprinter stages when I hoped it were only 2 and a half... 2 good breakaways from Silvio, he showed the team's colors. Very good. And a 3rd place for Allan, good start in the team.

Finances : + 558.000 $

[NoPikouze]

Transfer news

Aija Inese 48-60-62-49-92 (28 years)

Team Nopikouze finally hired a leader for flat stages ! The latvian sprinter Inese has signed a contract for 2 seasons with an option for more if the results are good. With only 33 races at the age of 28, the lack of experience of the former U23 latvian champion might have scared some potential teams. But the Nopikouze manager says he isnt afraid at all by this, since Aija's potential is very good in the mass sprints, especially when you see the lust of revenge in the eyes of this latvian warrior.

[NoPikouze]

Tour of California (9h)

Objectives
- Win at least a stage with Hans
- Podium for Seong
- Maybe sprintersjersey possible for Hans (dunno which color it is now! )


Stage 1


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Diego Barboza (pontepiscopiens)
02. 00:00:00 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)
03. 00:00:00 Joaquin Messi (STARFORCE)
04. 00:00:00 Henrik Kielland (Allrad)
05. 00:00:00 Makoto Togugawa (Samurais)

6 Active teams on 11, not much happening.
Good control of the peloton in the end, Hans takes a decent wheel at 500, but he looses vs Barboza who follows Messi at 450... Hmm maybe my wheel wasnt good enough, or they have a great form... Quite annoying but ok...
For GC, Allrad brings a 580k team, and Starforce with Messi will be a very tough challenger too...

[NoPikouze]

Tour of California (9h)

Stage 2


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Max Fläming (rc flyaway)
02. 00:00:00 Jakko Niiemi (Samurais)
03. 00:00:00 Stjen DeWolder (Samurais)
04. 00:00:21 Joaquin Messi (STARFORCE)
05. 00:00:21 Lilian Rastoil (pontepiscopiens)
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22. 00:00:21 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
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25. 00:00:47 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)
27. 00:00:47 Seong Hangeul (NoPikouze)
28. 00:00:47 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)
30. 00:00:47 Bernardo Provenzano (NoPikouze)


SERIOUSLY ONE OF MY WORST RSF DAYS EVER
Working a lot with Pontepiscopiens and Starforce to get a sprint... Putting everything in for the sprint, using Seong as a helper... And then he get siebed in the last small hill !!! Not strong enough to bring him back, especially with the others GC teams riding to prevent it...
Fucking bad day for me... Losing any chances to win yellow or green jersey (yes Lars was siebed too)...

[olmania]

Admit that you prefer the Gaurain's team to play
Seriously, bad days are not good, but it happens to everybody ...
Tomorrow will be better. And now, you can see one advantage : you're an outsider, that let you some new opportunities

[NoPikouze]

Tour of California (9h)

Stage 3


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Bill Laimbeer (Allrad)
02. 00:00:00 Lilian Rastoil (pontepiscopiens)
03. 00:00:00 Andrey Shuplyak (Alster-Wasser)
04. 00:00:00 Joaquin Messi (STARFORCE)
05. 00:00:00 Matej Mamic (Allrad)
06. 00:00:00 Remy Absalon (coc team)
07. 00:00:00 Bernardo Provenzano (NoPikouze)
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21. 00:01:03 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)
22. 00:01:03 Diego Barboza (pontepiscopiens)
23. 00:01:03 Darius Rajetov (Alster-Wasser)
24. 00:01:03 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
25. 00:01:03 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)
26. 00:01:03 Seong Hangeul (NoPikouze)


"Tomorrow" wasnt much better
Bernardo did great in the escape, he had nearly 500 energy before the last climb ! But then I forgot to put FIGHT back to YES and he got siebed... I'm an idiot, I wont ride in the mornings anymore!
Well ok the escape couldn't reach the finish line, but still stupid. Hmm, after all he does a decent sprint.
In the GC, losing time again, but for once not my fault Riding as hard as possible, but simply not good enough

[Clement-Phantom]

Do these mistakes while you drew this race, it's a bit insane

[NoPikouze]

Tour of California (9h)

Stage 4


Rankings
01. 00:00:00 Hans Lasinger (NoPikouze)
02. 00:00:00 Joaquin Messi (STARFORCE)
03. 00:00:00 Diego Barboza (pontepiscopiens)
04. 00:00:00 Darius Rajetov (Alster-Wasser)
05. 00:00:00 Henrik Kielland (Allrad)
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11. 00:00:00 Seong Hangeul (NoPikouze)
14. 00:00:00 Roko Keko (NoPikouze)
15. 00:00:00 Allan Taylor (NoPikouze)
18. 00:00:00 Kim JooSung (NoPikouze)


Finally a good day !!
No mistakes, making tempo when needed, taking the right wheel... Cool! Not much else to say, but if the race had been tougher, maybe I would not be able to make it

[Clement-Phantom]

Nicely done, you assure guy especially when i read that:

Je laisse Roby s'exprimer mais je trouve tes achats (et spécialement le 2ème) très très bizarres!!!

The second=Hans Lasinger

100 more points and you are 4th on french classification front of Aix and VC