ANOTHER stupid 80-70 on the way. Hate it when one of you destroyers of climbers gets a climber with potential, just to turn him into an idiotic 80-70. Ok, 86-66 or like something like your Alcazar of course is cool, but then RIDE THE GTs for the GC with those guys! DAMMIT. By now even a 84-50 can be on the podium if somebody just knows a bit how to ride. Ride the GTs. No, not the Vuelta, I said GT (Grand Tour) not ST (Shit Tour). Mmh, although, mmh, maybe ride it, so the parallel program becomes easier for apes
Anyway, since you don't use this team thing very much, I post the newest stuff from Petit Singe. Since I don't do stuff like that in my own press center I have to do it somehwere else, this place seems quite good, the atmosphere seems friendly, we apejack the place now.
Ok: Petit Singe opened an internal investigation. Thaddäus Häfeli, a racist? Instead of fully working for the "divine physician", the great Chinese Gao Daoquan, he went for his own chance in Utah, and as could be expected failed. While Gao in the back won the sprint of the peloton. Scandalous behaviour by Thaddäus. When Gao was stateless, there seemed to be no problem for Häfeli to work, now that it has become public that he is Chinese all of the sudden Häfeli just rides for himself? And his behaviour before following an attack was telling too, an attack with Gong Bang in front, an offer by some magic mathematician not to sprint, if the team doesn't chase behind. While the manager is still thinking, Häfeli starts making tempo. And brings the group, where Gong had probably a 40% chance of winning if there was no chase by Häfeli behind, back. Soon after instead of working for the other Chinese he follows an attack? SCANDAL. If Thaddäus can't provide the team with a sensible explanation for his behaviour (and his claim "YOU told me to do that" certainly isn't) he will be first suspended indefinitely and maybe sold.
